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alfonsourban: I’m going to KILL BILL
  • me: i want a hot body
  • me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this

mintblondie:

it doesn’t matter if you love him

or capital H A M

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason. You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Spongebob Squarepants